Totally Frightening Pictures That You Should Only Look At During the Daytime

Big, Big Bird

Big birds can be seriously strong in the claw department, but I’m not so sure they can carry off a child. But the pic is interesting anyway. Ok, I admit it, I wish this pic was real. I’d hire it to take care of my screaming brood in a second. Why? Because I want to be able to go to the hardware store in peace for a change. There, I said it, and I’m sticking with it. Who’s with me?