Things You Definitely Shouldn’t Eat… But I’m Still Not Convinced

Salmon Sneakers

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Man, some sneaker company must have a CEO who’s obsessed with sushi. I wouldn’t ever wear this in public, and for good reasons.

It’s going to smell like death and that’s not the proper attire for a first date. Oh well, you’ve been warned and it’s not my fault if you bought them.