Things You Definitely Shouldn’t Eat… But I’m Still Not Convinced
Not Tide Pods

You see that? It’s blue and red and do you want to know something else? THIS ISN’T A TIDE POD. DON’T PUT IT IN YOUR MOUTH.
By this point, you should have a full acceptance of the fact objects will always look like food. Just don’t be surprised if a kid actually tries to eat this as a snack.