Things You Definitely Shouldn’t Eat… But I’m Still Not Convinced

Forrest Pretzels

These pretzels are making me thirsty. Someone in a drunken stupor would assume that this is safe to eat… until they realize they have an upset stomach the next morning.

See, this is why you shouldn’t put your mouth anywhere near the forest — you’re going to have a bad time.

Fruit roll-ups that look like electrical cords are still on the way.