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The Orange Man With The Golden Flow

We’re all very mad that Trump became President only because we really wanted to know the secret to attaining that hairstyle. Unfortunately, now that he’s Prez the secret will probably die in the Oval Office. We’ve been getting lots of leaks about policy and legislation but none about the daily manicuring of the hair.