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Neckbeards Were A Neckbeard’s Worst Enemy

In neckbeards defense, it’s very easy to lose control of them. If you can grow facial hair, you know what I’m talking about. The hair on your neck just seems to grow quicker than the rest of your face and it’s awful. There’s no worse enemy to neckbeards than themselves. It’s like when bees get angry and sting you — it ends up hurting them a lot more.