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Panel Vans Need To Be Demolished

As a kid, you were always told to never go into a vehicle with a stranger who had candy. Do you realize how much of a task that is for a kid? Asking a kid to say no to candy is like asking a dad to say no to free beer — it just doesn’t come naturally. But thanks to creepy pedophiles free candy is now always a bad thing.