These Contractors Probably Should Have Been Fired Yesterday
Some Training Required
I know you came here for some good train wordplay, so hopefully, you aren’t disappointed. The workers on this job were right on track (get it?!?) when they decided to fix up this station, but someone probably deserves a swift kick in the caboose (we did it again). Who conducted this madness? Whoever made this mistake is definitely going to hear from the engineer about this. Hopefully, this mistake didn’t derail someone’s day (ok, we’ll stop).
We had a few more train puns but decided to cross them off our list. We figured it would be easier just to trail off instead of minding the gap.