These Contractors Probably Should Have Been Fired Yesterday

Sing It Loud

We’ll start off by apologizing for getting that song stuck in your head, but be honest. You don’t mind that much. It’s a good song, even if it doesn’t mean “no worries.” You know a sign is doing its job when the local high school hooligans go to the trouble to print out a Scar picture and post it up for the world to see.

What are we supposed to prepare for anyway? Speedbumps? Water buffalo? Eternal sadness and the realization that your childhood as you know it is changed forever? Sorry, The Lion King already prepared me for at least two of those things.