These Contractors Probably Should Have Been Fired Yesterday

For Making New Friends

For any woman looking at this and thinking this is why there’s never a line for the men’s room, I can assure you that even if we saw this, we wouldn’t use it. It’s already bad enough going shoulder-to-shoulder, but these are the sacrifices we have to make in order to get in, get out, and get back to the bar.

For those of you asking “why not just use the stall?” trust us, you don’t want to use the stall. Pretty much by the time 11:30 hits, it’s overflooded, the door is busted off, and there’s one that’s been locked for a little bit too long for our comfort. Sometimes, it’s just best to hold it in.