These Brutal Pregnancy Announcements Should Have Been Kept Quiet

Kid’s Moving Out, Baby’s Moving In

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Sorry kid, I know it’s been nice being the only apple of your parents’ eye, but you’ve been downgraded to banana status. They’ve got to make room for a smaller version of you: you 2.0.

Is this announcement kind of clever? Yeah. Do we need to see your angel’s screaming face? I’d rather not.