These Athletes Don’t Go By Their First Name And I Feel I’ve Been Lied To

Vonnie B’Vsean Miller Jr.

Sep 11, 2017; Denver, CO, USA; Denver Broncos outside linebacker Von Miller (58) pass rushes in the second quarter against the Los Angeles Chargers at Sports Authority Field at Mile High. Mandatory Credit: Ron Chenoy-USA TODAY Sports

Try saying this ten times fast. There’s a very strong chance you couldn’t make it past the third try. Needless to say, Von Miller’s shortened name is much more understandable than his actual one. Can you imagine his chicken farm being named ‘Vonnie B’VSean Miller Jr Little Coops’?