Susan Kuhnhausen Turned The Tables On Her Hitman And Proved Every Woman Could Be A Hero

Susan And Mike Got Hitched Within A Year, But Things Quickly Went South

After their first date in February of 1988, where Susan and Mike strolled along Rhododendron Garden and fed ducks, it was only a year before they were on their way to get married. They took a car to Reno and tied the knot, but things went south shortly after.

“It wasn’t very long after we got married that there was no more hiking, no more getting out,” Susan said.

Mike got a janitorial job in the years following their wedding and started telling Susan he was never happy. He started complaining about the Susan’s smallest purchases and scrutinizing her every time she left the house.

“His life philosophy was: Life is a [expletive] sandwich, and every day you take another bite until you die,” said Susan.