People Who Tried To Be Sentimental But Just Ended Up Being Savage
There's not enough good in this world but luckily there are still a few things that are guaranteed to remain wholesome... or so we thought. Kids, weddings, family, and church used to all be off limits to savagery, but those days are gone.
These people tried their best to do a nice gesture, or share a special moment, but they were quickly reminded of the cutthroat world we live in. If you see your kid worshipping a false idol in church, it may be a sign to get out quick. These people had the best intentions behind these savage moments.
No One Eats The Icing Anyways
This boyfriend looks like the type of person who acts first and thinks later. Stealing a slice of pizza and using a cupcake to make up for it is a cute idea, but maybe just don't steal a slice in the first place.
Props for trying to be sweet, but not even a light, fluffy cupcake can replace the cheesy perfection of pizza.
Please Don't Heat In 30 Second Intervals
The internet brought us memes but it also brought us moms who post a million photos of their kids. Well, sooner or later one of those pictures are going to end up on the receiving end of a savage joke.
You'll never be able to look at a sleeping child through a mesh screen without thinking they're in a microwave.
Preschoolers Never Tip Well
Children are so pure, so of course, the server played along when this three-year-old wanted to pay for her families meal with her fake Barbie credit card.
Much to the shock of the server though, she came back with an actual tip. This three-year-old tips better than most college students.
Because Mom Didn't Have Enough Cleaning To Do
Let's all face it, mom's never actually liked breakfast in bed. The food isn't that good since it's their spouse's cooking, there's no booze because the kids are serving it, and there is guaranteed to have little kid fingerprints everywhere.
Kids, skip the sentiment and just take mom out for brunch where she can get a mimosa.
Super Hidden Super Soaker
It took twenty years, but this kid finally found the super soaker he wanted for Christmas. It was stashed away in the attic collecting dust and collecting money.
The super soaker never saw the light of day but according to the user, these water guns are going for almost $200 on eBay today.
The Devil Wears Sketchers Sneakers
"Take your kid to church," they said. "What could go wrong," they said. This little girl was feeling the unholy spirit and decided to channel it by drawing the devil during this church service.
At least she's on site for her sins to be forgiven.
These Parents Might Have A Favorite
Any parent with multiple children who says they don't have a favorite is a liar. But usually, they are pretty good at lying and you'll never figure out who the favorite is.
These parents had no chill and have made it prettttty clear who the favorite child is.
Man's Real Best Friend
Parents always want to be sentimental and preserve happy memories, but after getting divorced, this father had to think on his toes for the family photo.
It seems like a kind gesture but replacing your ex-wife with a dog comes off a little savage.
Barbara Was A Heartbreaker
This postcard might be understandable if Barbara was off being a jet-setter in Europe, but she's literally just on the other side Massachusetts.
There was no reason for Barbara to send this postcard except to rub in in Jimmy's face that she was living her best coastal Massachusetts life while he was stuck in the suburbs.
The Ghost Of High School Past
This girl's parents wanted to help with her self-confidence by commissioning her grandfather to paint a portrait of her.
Unfortunately, the portrait ended up looking like a preview of what will happen to her if a ghost sucked out her youth and beauty. It will be the perfect portrait when she's 72.
Serious Sibling Anxiety
This kid is definitely an older child. Only the older sibling would feel entitled enough to try to sway the household to kick out his new little sister.
It's even clearer when you realize that this poem has been framed and hanging up in their parents' house for years. The older one is always the poster child.
Photoshop Fanatic
No joke, this family paid a professional photographer to take these family photos and this was what they got in return for their $250.
This isn't a scam, just a straight up savage mistake. Apparently, the photograph never learned to retouch photos but decided that this family moment was too beautiful not to be ruined.
Mom Always Stays Hip With The Kids
In the most wholesome mistake possible, this mom tried to stay relevant with her kids but ended up missing the mark big time.
You can't help but smile and be happy that at least she remembered their birthday, unlike everyone else in their life.
Time For An Exorcism
If ultrasounds weren't creepy enough, the front-facing version is even worse. We get that children are the gift of life and all that, but no mother can possibly love this face.
Even the mother admitted it's the most terrifying thing she's ever seen. Let's all agree to limit ultrasounds to the cute little side pose where you can see their shape and nothing else.
Grandma And The Girls
Don't get in the way of young girls and their perfectly posed photos. This guy took a chance and it did not work out.
He made an attempt by crossing his hands over his legs but everyone knows you never actually look right at the camera.
Young, Impressionable Minds
Orange is the new black, and "don't forget to subscribe" is the new "goodbye." Kids must really be addicted to technology if they're using YouTube catchphrases.
Next thing we know they'll be showing up to preschool and introducing themselves as "it's ya gurl."
Don't Mess With A Bride's Special Day
Selfie sticks are awkward enough but this guy decided to turn it sideways and stick it into the middle of the aisle. Seriously, who uses a selfie stick like that?!
There might be some wholesome intentions behind it, but we can guarantee the day will be captured by professional photographers and that your iPhone video probably won't make the cut.
When Food Is The Only Thing On Your Mind
It's the most innocent mistakes that are the most entertaining. The worst part is that it actually does look at a lasagna at first glance.
If we've learned anything its that we should all just stop uploading ultrasounds to the Internet because nothing good can come from it.
Nothing Like Announcing A Last Birthday
While this family had good intentions, getting Patrice a birthday cake, they didn't have to announce that they think it will be her last birthday. That's just downright savage.
The cake was so close to being sentimental, and yet they opted for something that is cruel in a weirdly funny way.
Third Time's The Charm
Thousands have tried and failed at using pick up lines on Tinder, but Jaime here tried and tried and tried... and still failed.
Part of me wants to take pity and give them some credit for trying, but the pickup line isn't even that good on its own.
