People Who Got Way Too Deep About Stuff And Ruined It For Everyone
Pie

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If all aliens knew about the human race was that we love pie and have been able to make basically anything everything into a pie, then I’m fine with that.
The best innovation in pie-technology in the last century was the butter tart (thank you Canada) which is just a mini pecan pie without the pecans. What’s not to love?