People Who Got Way Too Deep About Stuff And Ruined It For Everyone

Fortune Cookies

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It’s bad enough when you order Chinese takeout for just yourself and they give you enough cutlery and fortune cookies for a family of four, but then you have to open up the cookie to see this?

I bet the takeout place has a specific set of way-too-deep fortunes made just for their regulars who order Chinese twice a week.