People Who Got Way Too Deep About Stuff And Ruined It For Everyone

Pocketless Pants

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Men will never have to deal with this problem because their pants have so many pockets. Women wouldn’t even need purses if someone would just design a fashionable cargo short.

So it’s not hard to believe that the secret handbag lobby has been blackmailing fashion retailers for years to stop women from having functional pockets. I smell a plotline for Zoolander 3.

Keep reading and raise a glass to all the people who came before us and sacrificed their lives to save us from this problem.