20 Amazon and Kickstarter Items To Make You Question Humanity
Uranium Ore

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For the future dictator in your family, this Christmas present is sure to light up their faces, among other parts of their body and home. Clearly marked in a container as being radioactive, this item appears to be marketed toward anyone in need of radiation poisoning.
This particular stocking stuffer would go well with #20.