Odd People And Parties Who Never Should Have Run For Political Office

Vermin Supreme Takes The Performance To The Polls

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A performance artist and anarchist, Vermin Supreme has run for President of the United States on three different occasions for three different parties. The basis of his platform is simple; tear down the government and have citizens take responsibility for themselves. He also believes everyone should have the right to a free pony.

During Supreme’s three runs at political office, the right to free ponies is one stance he never wavered on. In fact, he believed so strongly that everyone should have a free pony that he promised his constituents they would all get a free pony after his successful election. Sadly, that day has not come.