These Pregnancy Announcements Are Brilliantly Hilarious

This Starbucks Culture Is Getting Crazy

Oh, that feeling when you can’t get enough Starbucks in your diet and you’re pregnant. This baby is doomed to a life of high-priced coffee, sugar-filled Fraps, and pastries that are heated up in a microwave. Just like the rest of us, right?

On the other hand, at least the parents are starting the child up with plain milk and moving on up from there. Not just starting baby off on high-octane coffee. Also, please remember to avoid too much caffeine when pregnant — it’s not good for the baby.