It Could Happen To You: Thanksgiving Cooking Fails To Avoid

Slip and Slide

Even though the USDA tells you not to wash your bird off, you are going to do it anyway. You cut open the plastic and take out the cold bird corpse. You turn on the hot water in the sink and prepare to rinse the bird off, but as you flip it over, it flies out of your hands, across the counter and straight down onto the floor. You pick it up and rinse it off. No one will know.