You Better Watch Out, These Parents Are Out To Ruin Your Day

More Love For Rum Than An Infant

Look how happy they are. That big bottle of Bacardi is every man’s baby right there. Rum doesn’t cry, poop, and vomit all over the place like a baby. When you’re scrolling through the family photo album (that’s still a thing right?) and see this, you might start to think that your parents didn’t take your childhood seriously.