Why Your Grandparents Are The Only Ones You Can Trust In This Crazy, Up-Side Down World

“I Want To Get Vertical Tonight”

There are “cool” grandparents, and then there’s this woman. She’s in a league of her own. Anyone who has ever done a keg stand knows that it’s not easy. In fact, it’s probably the closest thing to waterboarding that’s legal. Beer flows into your mouth at Mach speed while you try to balance and not get it in your nose. Mad respect.