Why Your Grandparents Are The Only Ones You Can Trust In This Crazy, Up-Side Down World

Where do we begin with grandparents? They’re the most loyal companions, yet very honest. They’ll force food down your throat after you’ve had a full meal. They’ll stress out about not making enough food for everyone even though in the history of grandparents cooking there has never been a recorded incident of running out.

Don’t you dare enter their house with ripped jeans either because you’ve never felt a wrath quite like your grandma complaining about ripped pants. This article shows you that we would literally be nowhere without our GPs.

You’ll Never Starve

The words “I’m hungry” spoken in your grandparent’s house sets off a reaction only mirrored by that of a nuclear bomb. It’s chaos in the kitchen until you have a three-course meal set in front of you and they’ll still worry that they haven’t made enough. You could commit mass homicide and your grandparents would only be worried about if you were full during the time of the murder.