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The real blasphemy here is that she’s wasting a perfectly cold beer by pouring it out on the sidewalk. I bet if you lined up 10 random people, there would be at least nine of them who would’ve taken that beer and enjoyed it responsibly and to its full potential. Instead, it’s embedded into sidewalk cracks and left to fend for itself.