These Students Show Why Slugging Through Life In The Classroom Is Actually Impossible

Playing Hookey

ALWAYS miss school if it’s for a sporting event. Actually, it doesn’t even have to be a sporting event. It could be a bingo game down at the local city center, a hamster 100-meter race, or an intense game of shuffleboard where there’s $20 riding on it. Look, there are a lot of good reasons to miss school, probably more than there are to even go to school. Oh, you have a paper cut? Good enough.