These Students Show Why Slugging Through Life In The Classroom Is Actually Impossible

No Literally, It Ate Your Homework

The oldest excuse in the world was that your pet ate your homework. Statistics show that it’s only true 0.001% of the time. This is that one time and it ended up being the teacher’s pet — no not Sophie, the girl who sits at the front of the class answering every question and actually doing homework — their actual pet.