These People Clearly Didn’t Do Their Research But We’re Thankful For It

Desperation Charge

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This is the kind of information you would get from your crazy uncle Ted who also believes that a zombie apocalypse is bound to happen in the next six years. His basement is stocked full with hundreds of paper towel rolls, chocolate covered raisins and a “survival kit” that he bought at Toys R Us.