These People Clearly Didn’t Do Their Research But We’re Thankful For It

That’s Uh, Not What You Think It is

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So this is an awful realization to have in public. That probably explains why they kind of taste like a stale chicken and corn mashup. Okay, too far. I apologize. But actually, that does explain the taste. Nonetheless, these two scientists found out the hard way to keep everything out of your mouth.