These People Are In For A World Of Embarrassment
Plot Twist: The Customer Only Eats The Filet-O-Fish

You know that the person who earned this spot in January definitely has no New Year’s resolutions. I wonder how they exactly determine who the customer of the month is? I mean, the number of sales is an easy answer, but I feel that you have to do something extreme to beat out the retired people who hang out there every morning.