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So there has been a rise in Satanists over the past decade and we’re unsure exactly why. What is it about Satan? He sounds like an awful dude. Also, Hell doesn’t check off all the boxes of being a very welcoming place. I’d rather not go somewhere that is scorching hot but doesn’t even give me a tan.