The Reasons Your BFF Is Actually Just Your Ride Or Die

Jesse Prout|Hilarious|13 Dec 2017

Worth It

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Yes, Yes I would. Here’s why. If my best friend really liked me then they would be happy for the five million dollars I would be getting for hitting him. I would buy him the best robotic mechanism that money could buy after the hit that would probably break every bone in both of his legs. He’d never be able to walk again, but he wouldn’t have to.