The Only Explanation For These Cringey Photos Is That We’re Surrounded By Psychopaths
Our world is governed by an unwritten code of conduct. Hold open the door for the person behind you, don't microwave fish in the office lunchroom, and never eat the last slice unless someone offers. Well, some people don't care about these rules and decided to completely disregard directions and made the rest of us cringe.
These people threw out all social conventions and decided to ruin the lives of everyone around them just a bit. Seriously, who thought it was okay to carry a pizza box like that? These people are the reason why you can't trust anyone around you.
What Are They Doing On Their Lunch Break
There's always one person in the office who eats lunch alone in their car, but it looks like there's also an office psychopath who eats chili out of their car's center console.
Did they not have any containers? Wouldn't they have had to bring it to their car in a bowl? Won't it be cold by the time they eat it? Nothing makes sense.
The Reason Behind All Holiday Arguments
Family holidays are tense enough without one family member deciding to disrespect everyone else and cut themselves a middle pie slice.
This literally ruins it for everyone else. There's maybe only four salvageable slices there and 12 angry family members.
Call Off The Wedding
This user's fiance holds her phone like this when it's charging. Those charging cables are already fragile enough — she's just making it easier for the cord to fall apart and be another wasted charger.
How can you confidently marry someone who thinks this is an acceptable way to hold a phone?
Not The Grrrreatest Way To Store Cereal
Is this grandma secretly the Hulk? I can't imagine anything more difficult than trying to roll down a cereal box, but this looks all too easy for grandma.
The only other option is that the grandkids rolled this box down, cause we all know that grandparents only buy these sugary cereals for their grandchildren to eat.
The Worst Thing Since Unsliced Bread
Imagine waking up one day to find out your roommate opens their bread like this. If this isn't a sign to pack up and move out, I don't know what is.
This is also just an ineffective way to keep bread fresh. That person has to eat every slice within 24 hours, or it will go stale. Challenge accepted.
Don't Tip This Delivery Man
Someone in history took the time out of their day to invent the pizza box, and it's been unchanged ever since for a reason. The design is simplistic and the perfect way to transport a pizza without ruining the toppings.
So what kind of psychopath disrespects history and feels it's okay to turn the box on the side and ruin someone's night?
The Only Reason To Switch To Schweppes
There are some marketing moguls that are turning over in their graves because of how this mother opened this box of sodas.
At this point buy the two-liter bottle and let it go flat because it's as ineffective as opening a box like this.
Mathematicians Need To Stay Away From Our Pizza
In 2013, two scientists Joel Haddley and Stephen Worsley decided to ruin everyone's lives and come up with a mathematical formula to create 12 equal "slices" of pizza.
Not only is it an ineffective cutting design, but the crust-to-pizza ratio is way off. They should stick to numbers and keep their calculators off our pizza.
Ice Cold Cereal Killer
The Internet has moved past debating what comes first, the cereal or the milk (it's the cereal, case closed), and has moved onto whether ice should be in cereal. Yes, ice in cereal.
People out there are insisting that adding ice cubes to cereal makes it better. It's just going to water down the sugary-milky goodness.
Gotta Risk It To Get The Biscuit
There's nothing creepier than a plastic glove filled with anything but a hand. We're used to seeing gel or creams in gloves, but a biscuit is something new.
More and more grocery stores are shunning plastic bags for reusable ones, but this guy has found a way around it.
Cookie Monster
This roommate ate the cookies in a Lunchable and put the rest of it back in the fridge. The dessert is the only good part of the Lunchable!
No one buys these because they actually love tiny, pre-sliced ham and stale crackers. This roommate ruined the only good thing about Lunchables and doesn't deserve forgiveness.
Dad Levelled Up
This dad knew the only way to level up and become the daddest dad on the block was to forget about socks and sandals and go straight to Vibram's with sandals.
This is cringey to look at, and I'd like to take the time to criticize it, but I have a feeling his teenage daughter did enough of that for everyone.
Barbaric Breakroom Move
This officemate brews the office coffee with a paper towel instead of a coffee filter and, to make matters worse, doesn't even take the time to tuck in the sides, so everyone has to see that soggy paper towel hanging out.
Coffee filters cost about $2 for 100, so it can't be due to costs. It has to be deliberate sabotage.
This Is Definitely Not Canon
Whoever decided to remove Mario and Luigi's mustaches can leave. They managed to ruin everyone's childhood and for what reason? What do they get out of making Mario and Luigi look like frat boys?
This is why some people shouldn't be allowed to use photoshop.
Ruined This Jar In A Jif
The most satisfying part of a new jar of peanut butter is the silky smooth dollop at the top and this person ruined that for everyone.
I understand those paper covers can be difficult to get off, but they're just making things harder for everyone in the future. Something this outrageous could only be purposeful.
That's One Way To Be Forced To Eat Healthier
No one loves frozen pizzas. We've all accepted the fact that they taste okay and make due for a quick meal on the last night before groceries. Even with low standards, this is the worst.
Someone out there on the factory floor knew this would ruin someone's day and let it slide through quality control.
Ball Is Life
Japan loves to take a perfectly fine, normal idea and twist it just a bit to ruin it. These bowling balls have been painted to look like basketballs, and nothing good can come from it.
There's a 100% chance that someone has tried to bounce this like a basketball and it's resulted in disaster.
How To Ruin A Community Cookout
I can't decide if taking the middle brownie or taking the middle slice of pie is worse. Neither makes any sense at all. The best part of a pie is the crust, and the best part of the brownie is the crispy edge.
This is just a waste of getting first dibs on the brownie tray and whoever did this shouldn't be invited to social events ever again.
Don't Let This Negativity Into Your Life
Have we as humans taken convenience too far? The answer to that question is in the world's first all-mustard vending machine.
There is no scenario that makes a mustard vending machine necessary. Anyone this obsessed with mustard is someone you don't want in your life.
Must Be From Canada
No way could this have been an honest mistake. Halfway through bending back the edges to open this carton, whoever did this would have had to notice the twist cap.
Regardless, they carried on, knowing that it was the wrong way to open it, but carried on like everything was fine. Everything was not fine.
