The Internet Needed Help After Asking How To Cut Toast And People Came Out Swinging

How You Cut Your Toast Obviously Tells A Whole Lot About Who You Are As A Person

Honestly, what kind of monster cuts their toast lengthwise? That just gives you some weird, skinny version of a sandwich, and I can’t imagine everything will stay inside. I guess that it makes for better, more efficient bites, but this definitely doesn’t help me have any more self-control when stuffing my face full of carbs.