The Internet Needed Help After Asking How To Cut Toast And People Came Out Swinging

There not a lot that seems to unite us anymore, and unfortunately that trend continues when it comes to how you cut toast. There are three main ways to cut toast (with the exception of cutting into tiny squares for little kids but that’s irrelevant) and it seems that it was pretty split as to the most popular way.

This list tells the story of the many bread cutting connoisseurs and their opinions on existential crisis that the internet has created. I hope you enjoy this dialogue as much as I did.

I Guess This Proves There Are Literally Only Three Types Of People In This World

As I’ve grown older, I’ve pretty much moved on to a nearly only toast diet. When you live alone, you learn how quickly food can go bad. Bread is one of the quickest to turn, so keeping it frozen and toasting it has become a staple of my life. Now I have to decide what kind of person I want to be when I cut it in half.