Sad Sacks Who Can’t Seem To Quench Their Thirst

That Fire Got Burned Out Quick

The first post is the definition of thirsty. In this culture of oversharing it’s become way too common to see posts like this that make you want to throw up. Why does he feel the need to share this? Text this to her. That would also eliminate the option of her absolutely roasting/friend-zoning you in the most embarrassing way possible.