Sad Sacks Who Can’t Seem To Quench Their Thirst

Okay, Girl, I’m Going To Have To Call You Back

When you see someone who you think is probably an alien because of how surreal they look, your world comes to a halt. This walk-by completely ruined a perfectly productive phone conversation. She needed a forklift to get her jaw off of the sidewalk after this which, she will agree, is an inconvenience at its finest.