Sad Sacks Who Can’t Seem To Quench Their Thirst

Willing To Punch Even The Most Moral

This is what true love looks like. If he said he’d be willing to punch a dude out to get with her my reaction would be “meh”. That’s not the dedication that’s needed in a relationship these days. Now, if you’re willing to swing rights and lefts at a nun then I would say pass me the Holy Grail. That’s love.