Sad Sacks Who Can’t Seem To Quench Their Thirst
The Truth Is In The Math

This picture is thirsty in two different ways. 31 gallons seems like a lot of liquid in general, so in a literal sense, these guys must be thirsty (yes, I know that beer dehydrates you). They’re also thirsty for attention and unfortunately, suffer a devastating public humiliation to basic math. RIP to their boys weekend.