Reddit Asked For Some “Let That Sink In” Facts, And Boy Did Users Deliver
Okay, I Really Really Like My Chances Of Getting A Hit Song Written About Me

This is right up there with ‘you’re more likely to be killed on your way to buy a lottery ticket than you are actually winning.’ Taylor Swift has cornered the market of sappy love songs about her exes, and based on this ‘research’ they’re saying we all have a chance.