Raising A Child Is Really Tough Work. Just Ask These Parents

“Hopefully This Bottle Of Wine Excuses His Tendency To Yell Profanities At You During Geography Class”

This only works when your child has a homeroom teacher that’s in charge of 97% of what they’re taught, because things would get pricey if you’re handing this out to every teacher your child comes in contact with. The look on his face says “he’s innocent, I swear” but considering his parents have a dozen on ice makes us think otherwise.