Proof Your Boyfriend Is Trying, But He’ll Probably Never Figure It Out

…And He’s Probably Not Still With Her

She may have asked for those diamond earrings, but you’re a student and have no money. So instead, you go out and buy her gifts that have a thought behind them. She can put those goalie gloves to good use. They’re great for walking the dog, or cooking, or punching him in the face right after this picture.