People Who Know They’re In This Together, But Won’t Stop Putting Out The Vibes

I’m Glad You Don’t Want To Vomit When You See Me

This is the reality of every long-term relationship. By year 10 you’re just looking for someone you can tolerate at the end of the day and that’s about it. Those balloons that say “you’re perfect” and “I’ll love you forever” are just pipe dreams that aren’t true. We need more balloons like this.