People Who, Just Like Me And You, Are Trying To Put One Foot In Front Of The Other And Failing Miserably

All Bets Are Off

If you think you’re safe from getting verbally assaulted while playing Mario Kart, you’re wrong.

Are you my mother? Not safe. My grandmother? Not safe. My Pastor? Still not safe. My friend, who gives me a ride to school in the morning? Okay, maybe you can be exempt, but that’s it.