People Who, Just Like Me And You, Are Trying To Put One Foot In Front Of The Other And Failing Miserably

“Are We There Yet?”

If you’re going to abduct a child the lesson learned here is that you have to be patient and love Gospel music. If you get abducted the lesson learned here is to know your Gospel music and sing REALLY off-pitch.

We’re always cheering for child abductors to fail, so this is great news but a dark day for him.