People Who, Just Like Me And You, Are Trying To Put One Foot In Front Of The Other And Failing Miserably

That’s Not The Superhero I Was Envisioning

No, you can keep blinking but this isn’t Poison Ivy the Marvel supervillain. This is a girl who unfortunately felt the wrath of a plant that gave me nightmares as a child.

You were always told to stay away from poison ivy as if we even knew what it looked like if we came across it. Our eyes had to be swollen shut before we even realized what was happening.