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When You Identify As A Zebra But It Backfires

The human brain does weird things when trying to rationalize the decisions we make. Studies show that approximately one percent of the population identifies as a zebra.

Okay, that study doesn’t exist and I’m spitballing here, but I’m sticking to my approximation. This time it’s backfiring because these lions are about to behead this zebra.