People Who Escalated Things To The Point Of No Return

Our House Is On FIIIIIIIRE – Alycia Keys

Hmm, this could potentially be the worst text you could receive as a parent. This is probably what happened — their son threw a massive party Project X style and the house caught fire because someone forgot they threw a frozen pizza in the oven. The son is going to say, however, that he came home and it was already on fire.