People Who Don’t Want Us Enjoying The Small Things In Life

Listen To Instructions

Thankfully, this Wendy’s packet tells me exactly where my tears can land after seeing this. Some people just refuse to follow clear instructions and love to go against the grain. These packet-tearing hipsters are becoming more common as the resistance to what is normal becomes increasingly more popular. At least I know my tears have a home at Wendy’s.

What do young girls and Starbucks have in common? You probably already know that answer, right? That’s ahead.