People Who Don’t Want Us Enjoying The Small Things In Life

Taste The (Chocolate) Rainbow

This contaminated petri dish of candy is why many people have trust issues. When this candy bowl is put out on a side table during a family gathering, it’s expected that when they reach your mouth you’ll either have chocolate or fruity goodness. Whoever reaches in to grab some of these and throws them down their gullet is sentencing themselves to a minimum of two hours puking in a toilet. Skittles and M&Ms don’t mix and they never will.

People who don’t follow instructions just for the sake of not following instructions will get a kick out of this entry coming up.